What's in My Family Room Floor???

I've been "sick as a dawg" this week (you have to say it that way to get the full effect). Although I've had a couple of bursts of energy and have done a few household chores, for the most part, I've been camped out on the couch. For some reason, my daughter has been extra good this week. She's usually a typical, rowdy two year old, but maybe she senses that I'm not at my best, so she's toned it down a little. With that being said, she's still been dragging every little thing she can think of into the family room, right in front of me. Maybe to taunt me, I don't know...It's no fun being sick, but being sick and staring at all that crap on the floor, knowing that YOU'RE going to be the one to have to pick it up? Now that's just cruel!

Here's a list of said items on the floor as we speak...

2 year old girl
various plastic items from her play kitchen (croissant, hamburger patty, birthday cake, wieners, toast)
ice cream scoop
a pair of my tennis shoes
a skirt
a canvas shopping bag
spiral notebook,
Baby Eeyore
several books
a big plastic container that holds blocks (the blocks are in fact dumped out in her room)
toy blender
my broom (which she calls, "Ka-ween," meaning "Halloween")
a couple of DVD cases
scrapbook stickers
colorforms
a fork
a puzzle
a piggy bank
a tea pot
and some trash....


Anyone want to help a sistah out? I'm too sick to care.....